Inflation: Optometrists Will Now Sell 1.75 Pairs For $199

As inflation spikes globally, discount optical providers have been forced to slash the number of pairs of glasses they can sell for the infamous $199 price point.

“We just couldn’t absorb it any longer. We had to reduce how many frames we could provide for $199. There simply wasn’t any other way to manage it.”

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The new deal includes 1.75 pairs of glasses for $199.

“We think our customers will still see the value in picking up 1.75 pairs of glasses for our standard low price. For an extra $49 we can also make one lens photochromatic.”

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