Prince Harry Reveals He Lost His Virginity To A 69yo Optician Named Barbara In The Visual Fields Room At Specsavers

Prince Harry has revealed in his new memoir that he lost his virginity in an optometry practice to a 69 year old optician named Barbara.

“People outside of Britain probably won’t know this, but that’s basically how ever boy my age was losing their virginity” wrote the Prince in his new memoir.

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Barbara, who is now 84 years old and no longer works in the industry says she remembers the encounter fondly.

“We used to call them free upgrades”.

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