A local optometry practice has made the move to employ a biographer to document the life stories of patients who insist on sharing them.
Sitting in the corner of the consultation room, former Huffington Post journalist Shaun Moscat carefully documents the life story of each patient and prints them into a bound and edited book for patients to purchase for $49 at the end of their eye test.
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Moscat told our reporters “there’s a huge trove of life stories being told in optometry practices around the world on a daily basis. So I thought it would be a great opportunity to record these dull and boring tales for future generations to read”.
Local man Alan Bosworth said that he always knew he would have a book written about him and his amazing tales of being a boy growing up in a town somewhere and doing stuff.
