A local 1800-Contacts customer has declared that her third microbial keratitis is just ‘bad luck’ and a ‘freak event’ despite being the exact kind of patient eye doctors have noticed this seems to ever really happen to.
“I’m not sure how this has happened? It’s a real puzzle” said the woman who hasn’t had an eye test for 4 years but still has her contact lens orders fulfilled by whichever website has the cheapest lenses vaguely matching what her eye doctor prescribed last decade.
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When asked if she had any advice to other contact lens wearers, the woman advised “I can usually get 8 weeks out of a Biofinity.”
