Ophthalmologist Who Hates Optometrists Celebrates 40 Years Of Having A Tiny Penis
A local ophthalmologist who is well known for hating optometrists celebrated 40 years of having a tiny penis today.
Dr Brandon Chad-Brandon is a...
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife” Practitioner-Patient Relationship Officially Coverts From Creepy Tryst...
In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been...
Outraged Astigmatism Patients Want Footballs To Stop Being Kicked So Aggressively
The Association of Xenomorphic International Stromas (AXIS) has organised mass protests at stadiums worldwide today, asking for footballs to stop being kicked so aggressively....
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Contact Lens Comfort Issues Rise As Optometrists Go Through Cubism Phase
Following on from a successful impressionism era, patients have begun reporting unprecedented contact lens discomfort issues as optometrists go through their cubism phase.
Cubism...
Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry
A new startup is set to revolutionise the self driving car industry with their release of the world's first ever prescription headlamps for myopic...
UN Declares That Air, Clean Water and Free Nosepads are Basic Human Rights
Brussels: The United Nations today issued a decree that all humans, no matter their location or wealth status, should be universally able to access...
Optometry Degree to Now Include Four Units On Podcasting
The World Board of Optometry today announced that all optometry courses will now be required to include four units on podcasting.
Professor Glenda Stirrup of...
Heartbreaking – All Child Wants For Christmas Is A Vision Care Plan That Is...
A child has used her annual letter to Santa to ask for the one thing she truly wants - a vision care plan that...
Dedicated Optical Dispenser Tattoos Ruler On Index Finger
Local optical dispenser Joe Templeton has shown his dedication by tattooing a handy ruler onto his index finger.
Joe is now the go-to man...
