A child has used her annual letter to Santa to ask for the one thing she truly wants – a vision care plan that is fair for all parties.
Sick of hearing her optometrist parents seething each night about being screwed by insurance companies, the local girl has turned to the highest arbiter of supernatural wishes, Santa Clause to try to resolve this pressing matter.
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“Dear Santa, for christmas can i please have a fair vision plan for all parties.”
Upon reading the touching letter, Santa was less than confident of being able to deliver on the child’s wish.
“Well, all I can do is put this on the pile of other letters from the children of optometrists asking for the exact same thing and deliver the only thing I can to help – more Xanax in the stockings of optometrists everywhere”.
