Australian Vision Convention Chaos As Crocodile Attacks Speaker During Plenary Session
Chaotic scenes rocked Australian Vision Convention today as a crocodile attacked a keynote speaker during the conference’s plenary session.
Apparently the crocodile took exception to...
Sales Of New Balance Sneakers Spike As Optometrists Return To In-Person Conferences
New Balance reported strong quarterly results today, driven by a spike in demand by optometrists returning to in-person conferences.
The classic white New Balance sneaker...
Optometrist Admits He Barely Remembers Any Refractions He Did In The 70’s
A local optometrist today revealed that he barely remembers any of the refractions he did in the wild decade that was the 70’s.
“Man, the...
Panicking Ophthalmologist Locks Car Doors After Seeing Local Optometrists Casually Walking By
A local ophthalmologist today is certain he narrowly escaped death as an optometry couple casually walked by minding their own business.
The man, a distinguished...
Radial Keratotomy Banned – Not Because It’s Russian, But Because It Sucks
The United Nations today moved to ban radial keratotomy. This has nothing to do with its inventor being Russian, it’s simply because it’s a...
Trendy Ophthalmologists Name Their Child Pseudomonas
A couple of cool ophthalmologists today welcomed to the world Miss Pseudomonas Greenberg.
The couple’s circle of friends, 99% of whom are also ophthalmologists, were...
Billion Dollar Contact Lens Companies Say They’re Powerless To Stop Their Lenses Being Sold...
Representatives of global multi billion dollar contact lens companies today have advised there isn’t anything they can do to stop their lenses being sold...
Snoop Dogg Releases Own Brand Of Lissamine Green
“High quality, potent, Californian Green baby”
Rapper and entrepreneur Snoop Dogg has entered the optometry market by launching his own brand of high potency green...
Super Bowl Halftime Show To Feature Riveting Panel Discussion On Latest Dry Eye Treatments
The Superbowl has announced this year’s half time show will feature Eminem, Dr Dre and a riveting panel discussion on the latest dry eye...
Good News – Low Quality Spectacle Maker Now Does Hearing Aids
Good news for fans of low quality spectacles, you can now also get hearing aids next time you’re back for your third hinge repair....
