Optometrist Admits He Barely Remembers Any Refractions He Did In The 70’s

A local optometrist today revealed that he barely remembers any of the refractions he did in the wild decade that was the 70’s.

“Man, the 70’s…those were crazy times. I can barely remember a single refraction. Totally hazy, it’s really just one big blur.”

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A recent poll of optometrists who practiced in the 70’s revealed the majority barely recalled any of the refractions they did that crazy decade. What a wild time to be an optometrist.

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