Good News – Low Quality Spectacle Maker Now Does Hearing Aids

Good news for fans of low quality spectacles, you can now also get hearing aids next time you’re back for your third hinge repair.

In a move that has shocked no-one, low quality spectacle sellers worldwide are diversifying their generational wealth transfer goals into the hearing aid market.

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So next time your lens pops out for no reason, why not also pop your cochlears down to your local global mega sensory defect chain, because unlike other optometrists, these ones care about ears.

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