Conference Spices Up As Optometrists Battle It Out In Annual Buff Bod Keynote
Las Vegas - USA. In what has become an annual must-see event, today saw the temperature heat up as the nation's most sculpted optometrists...
Bowl Of Mentos At Conference Centre Wins Award For Commitment To Education
A bowl of Mentos at the local convention centre has been recognised by its peers for commitment to education in a touching awards ceremony....
Vindictive Eye Doctor Insists On Talking Tough To Bacteria Before He Kills Them
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum".
Clinic HR managers are not quite sure how to handle...
Person With Blue-Blocking Lenses Really Underwhelmed By The Maldives
To say that local woman Carol Manning was very disappointed with the Maldives would be an understatement.
Manning, 62 of Bristol had saved for...
After 40 Years, Retiring Ophthalmologist Still Remembered By Colleagues For His Epic Flatulence As...
As the speeches at Dr Frank Lowan's retirement party drew to a close today, it became apparent that despite 40 years of tireless service...
Contact Lens Industry Announces Uniform Move From Base Curve To Cup Size
In a heated and at times emotional meeting today, the Baseline Unit of Standards in Technology (BUST) group reached an agreement to officially change...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
Company...
Chanel Releases Consult Room No. 5
Paris, France - In a bold move today, the Parisian fashion house and parfumerie founded by Coco Chanel released a new fragrance based entirely...
Pet Shop Owner Confused By Keratoconic Man’s Request To Buy a Pair of Mini-Squirrels
In what has been a first for pet shop owner Ishaan Patel, a keratoconic man today enquired about buying a pair of mini-squirrels.
At...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
