The champagne was flowing today as a large discount optical chain celebrated their 100th optometrist leaving to study medicine.
Staff were treated to dinner at a local medium level dining establishment where the marketing team played a touching video montage of all of the optometrists who became jaded with optometry, and in a desperate and misplaced bid for happiness chose to commit years and hundreds of thousands of dollars towards a different career path.
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The event was also used as a perfect opportunity to launch their newest 2 for $99 frame range by a designer who kind of vaguely sounds familiar.
