The Jacksonville Institute of Zealous Zygotes today issued an urgent appeal for more optometrists to come forward to donate, saying that reserve stocks are dangerously low.
“We simply cannot keep up with demand, every day we’re turning away people who desperately want to father children with optometrists. And who can blame them really”.
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The institute will be taking the unprecedented step of setting up a mobile collection centre at this year’s Vision Expo.
