A fuming hospital CEO told doctors he wants 10 cataracts on his desk by Monday.
The ophthalmologists were left unsure whether he wants the actual cataracts themselves or just wants to know they’ve found 10 cases to operate on, but either way decided it was best to put the nuclear lens matter in a little jar for him.
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“This hospital has bills coming in left right and center. I need those doctors to lift their game before my bonus gets calculated because if I don’t bring home some bacon soon this pig’s gonna get divorced. Oink oink, you know what I’m sayin”. Hospital CEO Brian Slipper.
