Patient Complains About Cost Of Glasses To Optometrist Who Just Had To Pay 200 For A Light Bulb

“Boy doc, you must be making a fortune off these glasses”.

A local man today complained about the cost of glasses to his optometrist, who had recently paid $200 plus tax for the only light bulb which would fit his ophthalmoscope.

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“Sure ha ha yes, I’m really raking it in. “ said the optometrist shortly before remembering he hadn’t yet registered and paid $1000 to attend a conference in his spare time as a requirement of his registration.

In the end the patient elected to simply request a copy of his prescription to “save a few bucks” and order his glasses from an online vendor located in another country where people get paid $1 a day.

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