A local woman today has temporarily experienced the appearance of ads everywhere after forgetting to renew the subscription for her “premium” IOL”s.
Premium IOL’s have become a commonly recommended upgrade at many ophthalmology centers recently, with aspheric optics and multifocality being some of the key selling points. Many recipients of these lenses however have recently experienced a sudden barrage of ads in their vision if forgetting to meet their premium subscription payments.
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“to be honest, i had tried to use my sister’s log in details to save money but i guess they are cracking down on that kind of thing”
Cynthia Reeves, who experienced ads in all quadrants until her husband could punch her credit card details into the doctor’s subscription app
Local ophthalmologist Dr Brandon Chad-Brandon told our reporters “For just $19.99 per month, you too can have ad free vision. And I tell you what, those recurring subscription payments came in really handy for me during the lockdown. Mrs Chad-Brandon has expensive tastes if you know what I’m sayin!….. actually, there is no Mrs Chad-Brandon, I made that up.”.
