After a gruelling 2 hours and multiple arguments in the frame dispensing area, a local man has taken the bold step of asking his wife if she thinks they should just bite the bullet and call his mistress to help them decide between the last two frames they have narrowed down to.
Exhausted, disorientated and now completely confused by the multitude of frames he has tried on, the man cautiously suggested “Maybe we should…you know…just see what Tammy thinks?”.
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Surprisingly, his now drained and bone tired wife replied “Yes….yes we absolutely should. Anything to just get this decision made. See what she thinks”.
The man then proceeded to FaceTime his mistress and following a short period of erotic pleasantries, he demonstrated the two options.
Triumphantly the man finally emerged back into the dispensing area and proclaimed to his wife “she agrees with you, she likes the blue one’s”. Battle-weary and with their last ounce of energy, the couple then fell into each other’s arms while the optical dispensing staff entered the frame into the man’s account.
“Tammy is a home-wrecking skank, but sometimes it’s handy having a tie-breaking vote”
Sadly, the couple’s moment of immense relief was cut short once they were informed that the frame in question would attract a small $20 co-payment on top of the man’s insurance coverage, causing the couple to try on every insurance-only frame again.
