Local 40 year old man Mitchell Daniels has confidently told his friends today to be aware that his reading vision started to deteriorate pretty soon after getting that damn vaccine.
Mr Daniels’ reading vision had always been fine up until, by sheer coincidence, he received a potentially life saving vaccine at the age of 40.
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“I used to read a lot – racing guides, beer can labels and even welcome forms at massage parlours all without the need for reading glasses. When my optometrist told me I needed glasses, I just knew that the incredible technology inside that damn vaccine must be the culprit”
Local man and amateur epidemiologist, Mitchell Daniels
