Human Ectasia Tucker Carlson Says He’s Rooting For Pseudomonas

Prominent incel and Putin apologist Tucker Carlson today revealed that he is rooting for pseudomonas.

“How do we know it’s even that bad? I’m allowed to ask these questions.”

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The American Academy of Ophthalmology has responded to the idiotic comments by offering Carlson an all expenses paid one-way referral for radial keratotomy to a Russian clinic of his choice.

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