Finnish optometrists have reported a spike in Prime Ministers who recently slept in their contacts, even though they were told not to.
Symptoms of Prime Ministers sleeping in their contact lenses include extreme dryness, corneal edema and paradoxically, a spike in public approval ratings.
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