Washington D.C. Optometrist Says She Hasn’t Prescribed An Add Less Than +2.50 For Years

A Washington D.C optometrist revealed today that she longer bothers to measure a near Add, given it is +2.50 every single time.

“I used to measure it, but to be honest, it’s always +2.50. I haven’t seen a patient under 70 for years.”

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The optometrist also revealed that she is the world’s #1 seller of trifocals.

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