The purchase of cage eggs today for some reason reminded a local man that he is also due to order more contact lenses online.
Con Johnson, 32, told our reporters “I don’t really know why I remembered that I was due to order more contact lenses online at the exact same time as picking up my usual carton of cage eggs. For some reason my mind instantly went there. I’m definitely not saying there is a link there at all. But you know, it did happen.”
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If there is one thing Mr Johnson likes more than a freshly fried cage egg, it’s the endorphin rush he gets every time he orders his contact lenses online without the need for the wasted time associated with seeing an eye care professional.
“I don’t know why I always order new lenses whenever I’ve recently purchased cage eggs, but all I can say is – get layin’ ladies, con needs some cheap lenses!”
Con Johnson. Online contact lens purchaser and cage egg ingurgitator
