Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Dedicated Optical Dispenser Tattoos Ruler On Index Finger
Local optical dispenser Joe Templeton has shown his dedication by tattooing a handy ruler onto his index finger.
Joe is now the go-to man...
Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...
Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads
Following a marathon morning session, and running 60 minutes behind schedule, local eye doctor Sienna Teeto cannot stop seeing juicy roast chickens instead of...
7 Signs Your Optometrist Is Living In Their Car
If you think that the life of an optometrist is all about golf, business class airfares and creamy banana splits for dessert on a...
Government Recalls 2014 Batch of Optometry Graduates
The government today issued a mandatory recall of all 2014 graduating optometrists following evidence indicating a bad batch.
Head of Consumer Safety, Dr Peter...
University Eye Clinic Lubricant Stocks Depleted As Optometry Student Mating Season Begins
A University eye clinic supervisor today was completely unable to locate any lubricants anywhere within the clinic.
After an hour spent searching through every...
Miracle: Patient Under General Anaesthesia Gets Up and Walks Out of Theatre Upon Realising...
In a first for Moorfield's Eye Hospital, a patient under general anaesthesia today has miraculously stood up and walked out of the operating theatre...
Indecisive Couple Resort to Calling Man’s Mistress To Help Decide Which Glasses He Should...
After a gruelling 2 hours and multiple arguments in the frame dispensing area, a local man has taken the bold step of asking his...
Optometry Student Working In Pizza Restaurant Has No Idea This Will Be Life’s Most...
A 22 year old optometry student working at a local pizza store is completely oblivious to the fact that his job satisfaction is all...
