A desperate local optometrist today has decided to place a large steaming pile of horse manure in their exam room, in a bid to get patients to pull their masks over their damn noses.
“I’d had enough, I was literally becoming sick of politely asking patients to stop being selfish pieces of shit when it struck me, hey there’s an idea.”
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Most patients have responded as intended however the experiment has highlighted a serious flaw in the plan.
Local man Gareth Dropp told us “What? There was a pile of stinky crap in there? Ha! I guess I’ve recently lost my sense of taste and smell for some reason so it didn’t bother me one bit”
