One by one the nation’s optometrists have flipped the closed signs on their practice doors, grabbed their tie-dye shirts and piled into vans all headed for the optometry industry’s annual love-in.
Local new graduate optometrist Sally Mendosa is feeling a little nervous about her first pilgrimage, saying “I guess I’m not really sure what to expect. I suppose it’ll be something like Burning Man but with CE points? I survived Fyre Festival so I guess anything will have to be better than that”.
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Mendosa’s boss, Ray Feelson has attempted to quash any nerves his young employee may be feeling, telling her “It’s totally cool man, just chill and go with the flow. Stop being a stiff man, and you know what, screw working for the man, at least until next Monday when I need you to completely go back to working for the man”.
