Perverts worldwide today are celebrating the launch of Facebook and Luxottica’s foray into filming people in situations where this is totally unnecessary.
With features including nearly-hidden cameras, dark lenses, and weirdly thick temples, the new glasses are sure to be on every pervert’s Christmas wishlist.
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“This is a dream come true, now I can photo and video everything I inappropriately stare at. And I mean everything”. Local Man Vinnie Boldash, who used to wear Fit-over sunglasses but can now perv in something minimally more fashionable.
