Patient Makes Emotional Speech At Optometrist’s Funeral To Ask If Anyone Has A Record Of What His PD Is

A clearly distressed and emotional patient today interrupted the funeral of a local optometrist, asking to say a few words.

“[sniff..sniff] Does anyone know what my PD is? Seriously God, how could you let this happen?!”

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The man was consoled by the local priest who reassured him that God works in mysterious ways.

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