A lovely relationship is about to come to a screeching halt as a local man clarifies that he’s not the kind of eye doctor who does surgery, instead he’s the other kind of eye doctor.
“But we’re still eye doctors. We just don’t do surgery. And yeah the big companies make our practices look like shops and they want us to sell stuff, but we’re still doctors right? Are you ok? You seem weird.”
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The evening will take a turn for the worse as the local woman explains she just isn’t feeling well and that the man should go home, only for her to immediately google ‘optometrist annual salary’ and after an 85 message group chat with her friends, decide to delete the man’s number from her phone. A move she will regret still single at age 38.
