Phew, Server Catastrophe Avoided! For Some Reason Jared Kushner Had A Copy Of All The Patient Records

A disaster was narrowly avoided today as an optometry practice server crashed, nearly losing decades of patient records.

Thankfully, Jared Kushner had a copy for some reason.

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It is not known why Mr Kushner had these records, but boy did it turn out to be helpful. Mr Kushner’s desire to access confidential documents has turned out to be very beneficial, at least for Dr Chad Chadwick at Chad’s Solid Eyes.

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