A new study has revealed that most liberty loving anti-maskers would actually spit on the Statue Of Liberty, if it entitled them a 10% discount on glasses.
The study has revealed that many self-entitled anti-maskers battle with the balance between a love for selfish freedoms, versus being willing to do anything for a notional discount.
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In response to the study, local optometry practices have begun offering a 10% discount on glasses for anyone who wears a mask throughout their time at the practice and free empty eye drop bottles for anyone who can’t stand to wear a mask during a pandemic, so they can capture their tears for future generations to mock.
