A local optometrist today came to the realization that with these current gas prices he’s too broke to even burn his practice down.
“I guess I’m going to have to keep going. I can’t even buy gas at these prices. Sheesh, all I can pray for is an earthquake.”
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The man’s luck seemed to turn around late this afternoon, with Warby Parker and 1800 Contacts generously offering to fund the required unleaded petrol to burn the practice down.
“I’m really touched”.
