Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame

A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has barely worn.

“He barely wore them”

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“They were never any good”

“Doesn’t your warranty cover this?”

The practice manager declined the request however as a good will gesture, the practice offered to provide the man’s father a life-time supply of lens spray instead.

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