Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
Company CEO Lynnette Stripton said in the statement “we do sincerely apologise to all of our customers who were affected by this unfortunate mixup. We are very happy to provide a 50% refund to all of those people who thought they were whitening their teeth, only to soon realise that they were in fact progressively making their teeth the intense orange colour only found in ripe citrus and the conjunctiva of patients leaving eye exams.”
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An affected customer told our reporters “Yeah, I didn’t think much of it to begin with but by about the fifth or sixth treatment I started to think hang on, what’s going on here. Now I look like I have a mouth full of post-it notes. I’m not sure I like it, to be honest.”
