Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...
7 Signs Your Optometrist Is Living In Their Car
If you think that the life of an optometrist is all about golf, business class airfares and creamy banana splits for dessert on a...
Government Recalls 2014 Batch of Optometry Graduates
The government today issued a mandatory recall of all 2014 graduating optometrists following evidence indicating a bad batch.
Head of Consumer Safety, Dr Peter...
NBC Premieres “Hilarious Dilated Drivers Caught on Tape”
NBC has announced a hot new series premiering at 8:00pm EST this Friday, where viewers can amuse themselves at the crazy antics of dilated...
Local Woman Only Wants A Wealthy Man With A +2.50 Add
After having her precious time wasted by men with little or no levels of serious presbyopia, a local woman today has updated her Tinder...
Retiring Optical Dispenser Sheds a Tear As He Licks a Patient’s Frame For The...
Ending a remarkable career in Optical Dispensing, today saw the final day on the tiny tools for Winston Turnbull.
Turnbull, 72, has spent his entire...
Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Determined to find a way to enter the lab where his brother is being held, a local pseudomonas bacterium today infected a cornea as...
Scientists Shocked By Statue Of David’s Astigmatism Discovery
Florence, Italy - Eye experts today announced that they have discovered that the famous Michaelangelo artwork, the statue of David, has approximately 3 dioptres...
Peace Plan: U.N Air Drops Receptionists Into War-zone So Troops Have Someone To Take...
In an attempt to bring about peace in an increasingly bloody conflict, the United Nations today decided to air-drop thousands of receptionists into the...
“Could This Day Get Any Worse?” Thinks Ophthalmologist Just Before A Bird Shits On...
Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn't get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on...
