AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon
The presidents of the American Optometric Association and The American Academy Of Ophthalmology have decided to settle this beef for good, and cage fight...
Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
A local ophthalmologist has today finally given up talking shit about optometrists, ending a 40 year career of criticism and projection based purely on...
Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable
Staff at Vision Gainz California have reported being thoroughly grossed out by the simmering sexual tension between optician Barbara, and a frame rep Damien.
“It’s...
Local Engineer Nominates Himself For Optometrist Of The Year
A local engineer who figures he knows everything about optics and optometry, despite not being an optometrist, has nominated himself for Optometrist Of The...
Practice Employs A Biographer For Patients Who Insist On Telling Their Entire Life Story
A local optometry practice has made the move to employ a biographer to document the life stories of patients who insist on sharing them....
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
6 Signs Your Equipment Repair Is Really Going To Cost You
As the use of sophisticated diagnostic equipment becomes more commonplace in eye care, those out-of-warranty repair costs can really cause practice owners a lot...
Private Equity Info Night Sells Out
A seminar espousing the benefits of selling your practice to a private equity fund has completely sold out.
Selling out in record time, the sold...
Recently Graduated Ophthalmologist Struggling As He Spends 90% Of Salary On Suit Hire
A graduate ophthalmologist of highly privileged upbringing is struggling to work out how to afford to live, now that he is finally expected to...
Conference Lecturer Vomiting Nervously Into Toilet Is Honoured To Be Invited To Present Her...
As this morning's breakfast re-emerged from the stomach of Dr Nina Lopez, the young researcher could not help but feel honoured by the invitation...
