Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
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New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage
In a major development in the use of artificial intelligence in medicine, a new OCT software update will now predict the likelihood that a...
Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression
The Journal of Obvious Medicine (JOM) today published a paper showing that, as any logical person would predict, the medieval trans-vaginal hallucinogen atropine may...
Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection
The silence was deafening in Consult Room 3 today, as a patient and doctor officially ran out of small talk after the patient's 60th...
Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good...
For local woman Clare McInsey, her annual eye test is a day she most certainly dreads, as she yet again has to reassure her...
Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads
Following a marathon morning session, and running 60 minutes behind schedule, local eye doctor Sienna Teeto cannot stop seeing juicy roast chickens instead of...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected
Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
