A 36 year old hyperopic man today used his Tinder profile to advise that he is willing to help end the myopia epidemic, if you ladies are up for that.
Hamish McAdams has been unlucky in love, but a recent trip to Thailand left him with the burning desire to help spread hyperopia throughout parts of the world where it is most needed.
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Whilst McAdams has drifted through various paths in life, he strongly feels that this may indeed be his life’s calling.
McAdams was first diagnosed with hyperopia at age 5, when his constant headaches and intermittent esotropia caused his parents to bring him to an optometrist. He has since worn +6.00DS spectacles at all times, with the exception of when he is wearing contact lenses out on the town, because as he puts it “the ladies like it when I really lock eyes on them”.
McAdams has also begun work on a dating app, Hyperoprr where myopic ladies can connect with him and find out when he will be travelling to their town.
McAdams wrapped up our awkward interview with the following statement “I’m here to help ladies. Except don’t expect a reply from me during Two and A Half Men, because, ah sorry, that’s like church for me”.
