A local man has taken his frustration out on the staff at Vision Gainz California today after a pair of glasses he purchased barely even 12 years ago had broken.
“I couldn’t believe it. They’re practically brand new. And to make matters worse, all I did was sit on them. I expect a full new set under warranty and I’m not leaving until I get them”.
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After being informed that the glasses were well outside of their warranty period, the man proceeded to invoke various painful and illogical defences such as that he pays his taxes, that his grandfather was a veteran and that this was somehow wokeism.
The man eventually left after realizing that the car he had illegally parked in a handicap spot was being towed.
