A local protanope has splurged on a new $500 brown suit to wear to the Barbie movie premiere.
The man is planning to attend the movie tonight with a bunch of friends, and is hoping to impress some of the ladies in the group with his fun willingness to go along with this pop culture phenomenon.
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“Ever since I was a kid I can remember my sister getting this huge brown Barbie dreamhouse. She was right into it. Brown tshirts, brown roller skates, she really loved it”.
