A 22 year old optometry student working at a local pizza store is completely oblivious to the fact that his job satisfaction is all downhill from here.
Hamish Mackenzie graduated top of his high school class and was thrilled when he was accepted into his choice of university optometry programs, even celebrating with his family at the very restaurant he will later go on to fantasise about working in every day during refractions.
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Mackenzie currently has no idea that the feeling of sliding a hot pie out of the steaming oven will easily eclipse all satisfaction he will achieve from restoring the sight to thousands of patients, whose personalities will be the sole reason for his hatred of helping improve their quality of life.
Regrettably, Mackenzie will most likely be so jaded by his lack of career satisfaction that he will leave the optometry profession in order to study medicine, in a wildly misplaced move which will only further erode his faith in the human race.
“I just can’t wait to start working as an optometrist”
Hamish Mackenzie, who may as well be sliding his aspirations for a happy life into the oven alongside the delicious calzone he is cooking
