Optometrists have calmly reassured the world that the curved images sent back to earth by the $16 billion James Webb Telescope will just take a couple of weeks to get used to.
“Calm down everybody, just chill out, this is entirely normal and in a few weeks your brains will get used to the curves in the space time continuum”.
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Optometrists went on to also add that the massive gravitational forces causing light to bend around galaxies is completely normal and in a month’s time you won’t even notice it.
Local optometrist Dr Deshon Armstrong told our reporters “look this happens every time. The NASA engineers complain without even trying to get used to the lenses. And most of the time the lenses are fine but they’re actually unhappy with the frame they chose. Not my problem.”
