McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us, is new and innovative ways to add vitreous to our products. After the successful addition of the crunchy lensectomy McFlurry, we knew we were on the right track.”
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McDonalds has launched the new tender McNuggets in a extravagant affair, hosting 30 influential optometrists in the McDonalds party room for all-you-can-eat nuggets followed by 30 minutes in the playground.
