A local engineer who figures he knows everything about optics and optometry, despite not being an optometrist, has nominated himself for Optometrist Of The Year.
“If you could understand my higher level understanding of all things in this universe, you would realise that I know more than all optometrists put together. Otherwise how else could you explain why every time I buy glasses they need to be remade at least 3 times?”
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The man was last seen mansplaining peripheral distortions for an hour to an overly polite optometry receptionist.