The White House announced today that despite having already had IOL’s and YAG capsulotomies, somehow Joe Biden has developed grade 3 nuclear cataracts.
“The President had an eye test last week and all was fine. However this morning he woke with bilateral blur and the White House optometrist confirmed that somehow his cataracts have grown back.”
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Ophthalmologists aren’t really sure what to do about the President’s new cataracts but they did announce that this is the best news ophthalmology has received in years.
“Can you imagine how much money we’ll make if we can get cataracts to regrow? This is amazing. We need to study this man immediately.”
