In what will be another test to their marriage, a local optometrist today caught her perverted husband in the act of buying contact lenses online, despite promising to give up his disgusting online habit.
Gareth Wilson was accustomed to buying contact lenses online before he met his now wife and used to do so regularly. Despite all attempts to manage his reprehensible online behaviour, he continues to let his inner demons get the better of him.
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Dr Judy Wilson told our reporters “When I met Gareth and found out that he was buying his contact lenses online I nearly called it off then and there. But he promised he’d be able to give up this revolting addiction. He’s been pretty good but lately he’s been really stressed so I guess like all addictions, it just got a hold of him”.
Gareth’s psychologist Dr Teena Moresly explained that online addictions like Gareth’s are never easy to shake.
“Drugs, porn, buying contact lenses online – it’s all the same thing really. Some people are just perverts and that’s just the way it is”
Dr Teena Moresly, poorly attempting to explain addiction
Update: In sad news the Wilson’s have decided to end their marriage. Dr Judy Wilson has advised us that once she saw that Gareth had ordered hydrogel rebranded lenses, she just couldn’t respect him any more.
If you or someone near you need help with addiction, here are some resources which may help:
https://www.usa.gov/mental-health-substance-abuse
