In a word of warning to patients of Retro Eyes Dublin, resident optometrist Penny O’Reilly’s hair is looking so splendid today that there is zero possibility you will be examined with a head-mounted indirect ophthalmoscope.
O’Reilly started this morning with her weekly trip to Stylish Cutz in Dublin’s retro quarter. Chief stylist, Sandra “Sandy” Travolta was certainly in her element today as she puffed O’Reilly’s bouffant with even more volume than usual.
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“Oh Sandy, you’ve really nailed it” proclaimed O’Reilly just before heading off to the practice.
This comes as bad news to local man Tim O’Kelly who this morning woke with flashes and floaters in his left eye and is booked in to see O’Reilly at 11am today. To add further insult, O’Reilly’s penchant for the “good old days” means she also lacks any wide-field imaging technology, nor the ability to use a condenser lens at the slit-lamp.
