Wow, This Kid’s Rich Friend Even Has His Own Optometrist Tied Up In His Basement!

Little Ted Kenneally today was amazed that as well as all the latest video games, his rich friend also has his very own optometrist tied up in his family’s basement.

“He seriously has everything. He has an Xbox AND a Playstation, plus he has that optometrist that is always on the news in his own basement! These guys must be seriously loaded.”

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The rich friend’s parents refused to comment on the status of the tied up optometrist but were willing to admit that their son is a spoiled little boy.

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