The Centers For Disease Control today advised the public that it is best to disinfect their optometrists prior to sleeping with them.
CDC Director of Professional Relations Dr Seymour Docs said that they have been inundated with queries regarding the appropriate protocol for pre-copulation disinfection of eyecare practitioners.
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“We recommend an oral solution of at least 40% ethanol be applied to the interior of your optometrist, as well as a full-body rub-down with a lipid based ophthalmic solution of your choice, or whatever free samples you have in the cupboard. In some cases, full body IPL may also be indicated.”
