A University eye clinic supervisor today was completely unable to locate any lubricants anywhere within the clinic.
After an hour spent searching through every unlocked room within the facility, the relatively new supervisor decided to ask a more senior colleague for assistance only to be met with a surprising explanation.
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“Oh, this is your first mating season here isn’t it? Well, there’s no chance you’ll find anything remotely lubricious here. The students just pilfer anything. Gels, ointments, lignocaine, you name it. You’ll have to tell your patients to go to the pharmacy or something.
“Hey, unlock this consult room door now! i know what you’re doing in there.”
Dr Clare Foil, Supervisor.
Suddenly the smell of Axe body spray all made sense. The supervisor’s introspection was soon interrupted by two students dressed like peacocks pushing each other.
