The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do, continues to see them for his eye care.
“He complains about everything. Nothing is ever right. Nothing is ever good enough. And yet every year he continues to book in with us. It doesn’t make any sense.”
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When asked by our reporters why he doesn’t go somewhere else, the man replied “it’s the only human interaction I have all year. I’m going to make the most of it.”
