There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the worst he could have chosen, as area ophthalmologist Dr Sienna Teeto enjoyed what was probably one of the longest and tastiest lunches she has had in some time.
Dr Teeto’s unemployed live-in boyfriend of 9 years has recently taken to cooking after accidentally seeing some culinary videos on YouTube while looking for unboxing clips of motorcycle spare parts.
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Dr Teeto later described the tortellini as possibly the nicest pasta dish she has ever eaten. “The flavour, the texture, it was all there. I don’t know how he pulled it off and to be frank, it’s lucky he did because before he started this whole cooking thing, his days were numbered. One mouthful of that delicious tortellini and all of my problems just melted away.”
Not even the screams of agony coming from Teeto’s waiting room could penetrate the trance her brain had been put in by her boyfriend’s pasta dish.
“Next week he’s going to try making his own Paella. I can’t wait. I’ll probably have some before theatre to keep me going.”.
Des Hilton is glad to hear that the pasta was so delicious, as he would have hated for his prolonged screams of pain and severe vision loss to have all been in vain.
